Kids still kids. Slow developers - blooming useless. I can't figure out facebook at all, it's like I have a Too Old Filter that's rusted on and causing a giant blind technological blind spot.
Ach well - had an interesting question from a gusset gripper party...what about hemorrhoids?
Lots of us are left with some Grapes Of Wrath after having a baby. And, we all know that piles can become recurrent and/or problematic if you are constipated or dehydrated...but, did you know that pelvic floor exercises can help ease the pain by reducing the swelling of the troublesome wee veins in your bottom?
Look at me not making any jokes about piles. They are the sort of thing that are absolutely hilarious until you've got them...I think I am still more than an little traumatised after simultaneously delivering my first born's giant head and a generous bunch of bum plums.
She's nearly 9 now, but the memory of accidentally sitting on one of those nippy wee buggers very nearly made me say a bad word.
So, eat well, drink lots of water, try to breed only with small headed men, and #doyerblardyexercises.
Ach well - had an interesting question from a gusset gripper party...what about hemorrhoids?
Lots of us are left with some Grapes Of Wrath after having a baby. And, we all know that piles can become recurrent and/or problematic if you are constipated or dehydrated...but, did you know that pelvic floor exercises can help ease the pain by reducing the swelling of the troublesome wee veins in your bottom?
Look at me not making any jokes about piles. They are the sort of thing that are absolutely hilarious until you've got them...I think I am still more than an little traumatised after simultaneously delivering my first born's giant head and a generous bunch of bum plums.
She's nearly 9 now, but the memory of accidentally sitting on one of those nippy wee buggers very nearly made me say a bad word.
So, eat well, drink lots of water, try to breed only with small headed men, and #doyerblardyexercises.